thank yoos

A way of saying 'thank you' in plural context.

Parent: can you guys do your chores today?
Children: sure

Parent: Thank yoos

Thanks Shahzad

Stating or repeating the obvious.

"Did you watch the cricket?, "Thanks Shahzad"
"I saw that video, years ago, "Thanks Shahzad"

thanks af

"thanks af" or "tanks af" (short for: Thanks as fuck)
A way of exaggerating your appreciation towards something. Technically not grammatically correct, but PTG is 2 cool 4 school so he doesn't give a shit.

Person 1: "You can use the built-in Windows blue light filter."
Person 2: " Oh, thanks af!

Thank the Universe it's Friday

An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".

Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!

I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!

Thank You Pretty Pretty Much

If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required

"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"

thank you helen

a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.

friend 1: *gives a gift*
friend 2: thank you helen!

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."