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The Weasely family

Mom: Molly Weasely

Dad: Arthur Weasely

First child: Bil Weasely (1970(

Second child: Charles “Charli” Weasely (1972(
Third+Fourth children’s: Fred&George Weasely (twins- 1978)
Fifth child; (Ronald “Ron” Bilius Weasely (1980

Last child: (Ginevra “Ginny” Molly Weasely (1981

The Weasely family - Harry Potter by jk rolling

by Someone else’s name June 28, 2021


Family Time

A time during which one hangs out with their family.

My mom said it was going to be family time, and she was right. It was terrible.

by kidneyscones July 22, 2021


The Foster Family

A bizarre bunch brought together by fate on a road trip round New Zealand. These youngsters all came from the same mum though with different fathers Dad, Dad, Dad and... Daddd!!! Robbie was a vietnam vet, Susie a fashion queen, Paul a football nut and Timbob a gay (well his actions are like one) though his gobshite with the ladies directs otherwise!

All for 1 mum and 3 dads for all... oh and Daddd!!!!

by I'm not going to put my name to this am I, it's utter bullshit October 8, 2004


familial statism

A form of tyranny that involves accepting power over one’s life from any family member. A familial statist can either be the older relative who controls their children at an unreasonable level, clips their wings, and stunts their growth for selfish purposes... or the younger relative who refuses to grow up and get their life in order on their own merits. You could sponge off any one of your relatives, or vice versa — be an enabler, and be considered a familial statist.

Andrew is a bootlicking familial statist. He really needs to stop living off his mommy, get out of the basement, and into the world. Get a job Andrew, familial statism is a passive disease and you need to buck up a bit.

by Spike McCartney October 19, 2019


Wiener Family

The subsequent family that results from the discovery of a wiener cousin. All persons directly related to the wiener cousin, are now to be considered wiener family. There is no limit to wiener family, and wiener families tend to be a lot bigger than normal families.

Me: since Austin and I both had sex with Maggie, we are wiener cousins now. Which means Austin's mom would be my wiener mom, his dad my wiener dad, and so on.
Austin: I boned one of the girls that Nelson did... I guess that makes you, me and Nelson Wiener Family.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum November 4, 2014


Host Family

A Host Family is typically an amazing group of interesting people willing to accept strangers into their lifes in order to profit with hilarious laughs, funny insiders and new learned knowledge about other cultures.

A: We are going to be a Host Family next year.
B: That´s awesome! I hope it´ll be awesome!

by GifMeUrCookie May 6, 2018


SPN FAMILY

We are a large group of family and we take it very seriously! We only spread love and positivity

SPN HATERRR: I hate your stinkin show it’s so stupid and it’s fans are ugly

SPN FAMILY: DONT SAY THAT *violently strokes cock charging attack* WE ARE THE BEST

SPN HATER: What are you doing with that fat cock *mouth opens widely*

SPN FAMILY: Take this SPN HATER *jumps on SPN HATERS face smacking his colossal cock across his face and deep throating it*

SPN HATER: ggghhhhgahhaahahh *choking sounds*

SPN FAMILY: IM BOUT TO BUSSSSSSST *semen splicer explodes* choke on my generational family!!!!

SPN HATER: I’m so sorry I won’t disrespect you daddy

by Cof is number one spnfam fan August 21, 2022