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jerking off into a condom
she pissed me off so i sent her home with a bagged lunched
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While eating at a meal, some jackass hits you in the testicles, causing you to vomit all over everyone including the giver of the punch.
yo man i lunch puncher that fag today
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when practicing oral sex, the woman sits on the man face and and flatulates on his nose, with a combo of a cleveland steamer
Franny served Joe some cold lunch last night in the gym closet.
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To not only fuck with your dick, but with your balls too. So you stick the whole package in the vagina.
Vanessa's pussy was so loose that i could give her a hot lunch.
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LSD (lysergic-acid-diethylamide). Instead of eating lunch you could just eat this tab and then you won't be hungry for lunch once it kicks in.
"What is that a smoked or liquid lunch?"
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A meal which has contains herbs than spices.
Having a joint (but not beef or pork) whilst on a lunchbreak.
Right, the bosses are away, anyone fancy a dutch lunch?
"You look like you've just seen a ghost".
"Nah. I've just had a dutch lunch".
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Fat ass- Hey, don't eat the last box of ho-hos! I'm saving that for later!
Normal dude- Take it easy there, Lunch-Box...
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