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urban beardsman

A gentleman sporting a beard and man bun ,likes essential oils and works for the police or law in some fashion.

Cathy was getting paranoid upon spotting so many urban beardsman at the fair

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017


Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..

urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it

by My Password January 21, 2023


Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.

Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.

by Cravicky July 2, 2016


urban cone

A really cool band from Sweden

Have you heard the new Urban Cone song. It is lit!

by Urbanconefan!! September 22, 2017


ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

that annoying button that appears below almost every definition. when you click on it, it will bring you to a page where you can pay to promote your website.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented

by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023


Urban plagiarist

A person whom overhears or comes across in conversation a word that is urban dictionary worthy and then publishes it on urban dictionary as their on creation without giving credit to the creator.

Friend 1. Did you see what John got published on urban dictionary? It was hilarious!

Friend 2. Screw John, he's a real dick skin. I told him that word last week at the bar and he straight went urban plagiarist on me.

by thetallman72 June 19, 2015


Urban Legend

Someone ho figures out that PUDDING Square Brackets around Almost everything and intentional ignoring Capitalization and grammar too capitalize on spider-man Square Brackets is OP.

i Amy Become a furry day Urban Legend, destroyer OF Bork.

by AlsoTwenty2 February 5, 2022