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Father Grace

Where you start gambling and the house always wins, and you realise you messed up big time

'Damn Dogg , you're now a Father Grace'

by Hazzadoggle July 29, 2017


Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.

"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"

by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013


Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader

Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.

by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2022


Father Cleomenis

Father Cleomenis (Pater Kleomenis) is a Greek Orthodox priest, whose role upon this world is to find Jewish dogs and parish them from the God's land.

His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.

Quick, John, hide. We have sinned. I can hear the chocolate cakes slamming into the soil. Father Cleomenis is near. There is no escape.

by agreekguyanastasis November 20, 2021


father is fathering

mother is mothering but it's a guy.

person 1: what do you think about Ruston Kelly's new album?
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!

by thethreefourzeroseven June 16, 2023


Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids

That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures

by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018


Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.

"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 16, 2021