The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.
Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.
Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.
When you roast or "flame" an individual, but with an intention of illciting sexual favors
Jane: The other day Matt called me a pizza face but then winked at me. What does he mean?
Mary: Yeah, that's a classic j-flame. He's trying to get in your pants!
Someone so ridiculous, annoying, creepy, and horrifying, that there is no way to categorize them as a loser, creeper, ect... because they dont quite fit the bill....
Joe Ward: WANNA HAVE SOME SEX?!?!?!
Me: NO! GET BACK YOU FLAMING SWOMPENOGGLE
What comes out of your ass after a night of eating a couple dozen 911 wings and having a few pitchers of draft beer.
I need to shove some I cubes up my burnt asshole after all that flaming mud.
When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.
Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.
1) Person who constantly sends insulting messages, causing not only anger but ennui to the receptor; 2) The act of doing this.
Mr. McLellan is such a flame bore when it comes to talking about war, Obama, abortion, LGBT rights, prostitution, and just about everything else that's affected by politics!
the act of using an aerosol can to fill a woman's vagina with gas and lighting it on fire as she queefs out the gas.
Don't try a flaming queef, you will actually bomb your pussy.