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Rush X™ is a character made by caitsithfortune of the MMSB. He made the character as a joke, and it got so popular that it is now an important part of the MMSB culture.
The story behind Rush X™ is a complicated, sad, and heartfelt one. Dr. Light decided to make X, his newest AI robot to act as a partner for Mega Man. As a suport unit for X, he built Rush X™.
Things were going fine, until one day, Zero came and killed Mega Man and Rush. Dr. Light came back from shopping, and noticed all his robots laying dead on the floor. He asked X who did it, and he framed Rush X™ for it. Dr Light didn't believe this though, and stuck X in a capsule for 30 years.
Rush X™ was mad that X tried to frame him, and turned the capsule up for even more years. Rush X™ then ran away, into hiding.
Years later, word that X was found came out, and Rush X™ decided to get his revenge on him by working with Sigma. He took on the name Velgauder, and failed at beating X. He went into hiding again until the MMZ series. He now hides in the shadows, waiting to ambush Zero, to take him to X.
"There is no way to exist a Rush X"
"Rush X™ is a dog"
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Another ridiculous show hosted by the biggest channel for gay kids, Nickelodean. Every single Nick show HAS to be 3 things: teens (which they are trying to show kids so they can be more like them, then everyone laughs at these 12 year olds' asses in school because they want to be like Carly and kiss boys (lol I can imagine that), farts, and animals.
The show itself is pretty terrible if you ask me. They add sound effects and make terrible jokes. Its very boring.
But the band in the other hand, it's not so bad if you think twice. They're songs actually have SOME meaning. Like the "Big Time" song, or the "Wanna Be Famous" song (even though this particular one is incredibly cheesy and annoying). I heard the "City ?is Ours?" song while my sister watches nick, and I have to admit it's actually really catchy lmao.
Band is okay, the show is gay. Nick sucks incredibly huge dick. (That could be a song :D)
Casey: Zomg BTR(big time rush... if you knowwwa) is like the best band ever! And theyre show is so funnnaaayy! ELLL OHH ELLL!!!
Jim: OMG RIGHT? I also love Icarly, Zoey 101, and Icarly, because I LOVE it when they say: "what are you doing?" (automated laughing set to maximum volume) HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH.
^GAY
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when a guy or guys rushes up to meet a group of females trying to get with them
All the guys were bum rushin her
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a sex act in which the male will insert a Tide Pod into the anus of the partner, and proceed to insert the penis, thus rupturing the Tide Pod at the moment of ejaculation
this results in a "Rush" of Tide/ejaculate from the anus of the partner
Last night I hit her with the Big Tide Rush. My dick felt great but there was a huge mess to clean up. Luckily we already had detergent on the sheets.
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when typed on google, google will eat the page and it'll say when it's finished eating with 0's G G
" why did google eat the page?"
" google : zerg rush"
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Big Time Rush Is A Potty Boy Band... In Which They Sing Songs With Lyrics That Don't Make Sense /Or Are Childish. New lyricists Maybe Hired If Under 5 Years Old.
A Breakdown Of The Members:
Kendall Pottysapa Muffin Man John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - The ugliest member who gets the most attention in the group and foresees the future of his band as good but it is not as they headed for a much needed breakup --- THEY SHIT.
James Forethessy Diamond - The ugliest member in the group who matches his face with Kendall's smelly feet. Also is the real son of the guy who acted like Gustavo who is some weird kid that they say the name of in the ads.
Carlos Pompom Pena - The ugliest member in the group and loves being stupid who loves to portray his realistic personality on tv that he carries outside of his show as well. (recently lost his helmet -- going crazy, went to grandma's house to get peace.)
Logan Hortance Henderson - The ugliest member in the group thinks he's smart but is not. He went crazy after he say this sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Mindblown that is was correct grammar and and English correct sentence.
Baffled by the sentence above they BTR group grew so much jealousy towards British boybands, soaked in their jealousy they peed their pants and retired.
Toby Maguire: I hate BTR
Henri: Big Time Rush is soiled
Rusher1: I love, and Big Time Rush is Potty
Rusher2: Me too... I eat their shit all the time!!
Rusher1: Me Too! Right on!!
Rusher2: Yaaaas!! Big Time Rush!!! Yaaaas!!!!
Directioner: Who even?
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After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".
After prom my girlfriend let me give her a good-ole-fashioned California Gold Rush.
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