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A flashing light which frustrates you and therefore makes you horny.
The flashing light bulb gives me an erection
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Fuck Flash Back... you just fucked some chick the other night, while you were off your fucking face.. then, when your mind wanders...
BAM. FFB...
the mind shows scenes of embarrassing facial expressions, slips, trips, falls..
maybe even the cum face... if you were lucky...
most likely to strike whilst at your shit job, or at a boring meal with the rentals. The physical reaction to the FFB manifests itself in the facial area, and prompts others to ask what is the matter with you...
"oh man, i gotta “Fuck Flash Back (FFB)” with the rentals at dinner last night"
"oh shit what did ya mom say?"
"she told me if i didnt like the food i should go to mcdonalds."
“Fuck Flash Back (FFB)” strikes at work:
*screws face at thought*
"andy....are you ok? did you hurt yourself?"
"erm... yeh..."
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The day is May 1st, boot up your flash emulator and start playing. I recommend bluemaxima's flashpoint for this day.
Billy: Oh boy, time for some awesome run 2 action!
Dad : Son, it's not the time. Wait- *Flashbacks*
Dad: It's true.. today is Play Flash Games Day.. I've been waiting for this day for eternity..
October 27th is national flash a tit day
"Did you know that today is national flash a tit day?" "Radical dude"
The result of a police officer pulling someone over for a traffic violation in Rhode Island. All the people in the state have to stop - not slow down, but fully stop - as they pass the vehicle that's been pulled over to see if it's someone they know. And thus, a single state trooper pulling over someone for speeding during rush hour can grind traffic on the interstate to a complete halt for more than fifteen minutes.
"My commute home should only take 20 minutes, but never takes less than an hour because of the Flashing-lights Brake-dance and the fact that people forget where the fuck Route 4 is every afternoon."
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Single or not flash somebody on April 16th.
Josh i just got flashed by 5 girls... I love National Flash Somebody Day!!!!
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(adv.) mè•men•tós — the act of immediately forgetting what it is you have just put in yer mouth
“Man, you must have a mementos the flash Polaroid maker nearby ‘cause I can’t tell you what I just put in my mouth.”