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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
Going out with the intention of having a huge one
Danny: “What are you fellas up to tonight?”
Martin: “We just ripped down to the bottle-o and grabbed a couple cartons of jack and some nose beers and we are fucking ‘bunging one on’”
One ball deep, a moment in hardcore intercourse where your scrotum/ballsack/magicfloaty bits become hard like a rhinos skin an the smaller testicle slides in the gash of glory...
Julian: come on guys am nearly one ball deep.
Noel : I only answer to swampy .
While this is a sexual innuendo, it is often a misunderstood phrase by the naive and used as general cause and efffect.
The pastor suggested two people go out for prayer but when she used the phrase, “one thing led to another” the parties misunderstood and ended up taking things further then intended.
When you cheated on someone but you excuse it as something that "just happened" and you didn't want it to. It rarely works because you're a human being and you can control your actions.
Jake: Babe sorry we were just hanging out, I complemented her makeup, and one thing led to another, I didn't mean it
Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!
when you've drunk so much you transpire acid the next day and resent looking in the mirror to see the regret in your eyes.
"oh it's one of those days. demon days. we'll get over them."
" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"