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A 'self drive' is a name used by tv/film crews for a local actor that is a bit too big for there britches. Usually a 'self drive' is only a small part of the production. However they demand far too much attention, are hard to please and take themselves far too seriously. They are a general pain in the ass for the costume, hair, make-up, props department and assistant directors who try to assist them. They are far more trouble than the principle actors that are driven to work by a cast driver.
"Just who the hell does that actor think she is? I've altered her costume three times and she's still bitching. Fucking Self Drive."
"That Self Drive has caused me more grief in one day that the lead actors have in a month."
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When you put someone on invisible or block them on your Gchat list and decide (after significant torture) to put them back on your list or unblock them to see if they are online. The drive by part is realizing that they see you if you unblock them or that they ARE in fact online and not talking to you.
Mortification and shame are often side effects.
You know like you drive by their house to see if they are home after a break up or fight?
I unblocked him and saw he was online, I immediately blocked him again, it was totally a Gchat drive-by.
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This usually happens when you drive a '98 Ford Focus on some rocks...
Steve: Arg, this is a hard drive!
John: Are you trying to say my car's a box?
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To stick a pickled egg in ones rectum, squawk like a chicken or other egg laying fowl, and push the egg into a partner’s open mouth.
“Hey Kyler mind if I give a girl an Amish drive-by in your barn?”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”
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The opposite of sex drive. It happens when you're sick and you can't really get aroused. You usually need to have a pretty bad cold or the flu to get it.
Dude 1: Dude! Last week I had the flu, and I missed work but I was really bored cuz I didn't feel like watching porn.
Dude 2: But dude, you're addicted to porn and you watch it at least 7 hours a day!
Dude 1: I know, but I had a sick drive instead of a sex drive.
Dude 2: Oh. Sorry dude. That sucks.
Dude 1: I know.
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The act of driving a car real fast -- over speeding, exponentially at times.
"Hey *friend's name*, stop diarrhea driving!! I have a wife and kids to feed."
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When a man is giving oral sex to a women and he quickly, for one lick, moves his tongue from her vaginia to her anus
She loved that baby drive by
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