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home-brewed alcohol made in prison. convicts brew the booze in the top tanks of their toilets. used as prison currency, along with cigarettes and bitches.
i traded big macky a carton of cigs for a gallon of toilet water.
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when a guy is fucking a girl from behind, and the other guy is laying down eating her out the guy pulls out of her ass and she shits all over the other dudes dick, she then sucks all the shit off his dick until he cums.
Dude you need to shower after you got the toilet bowl
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the shittiest thing to ever fucking exist on this fatherfucking planet
made for ppl that are 0-7
skibidi toilet is made by a clown (dafuck boom cumshot man)
rusdhfnsd: skibidi dop dop yes yes
dhshgabda: hey let's go inside the school's toilets and become the skibidi toilet ohio sigma lord!!
rusdhfnsd: yeah!!!
rusdhfnsd: skibidi dop dop yes yes skibdi duhadsaduhas nrim nrim
penis: go fucking kill yourself
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Slang Term for hitting a bowl of dank while sitting on, or standing at the toilet or urinal.
Sid: Guess what! Last night I totally Toilet Bowling again! It was awesome!
Nancy: Ugh!! Jeebus Christ!! Stop taking so many shits and smoking weed all the time! It's disgusting!
Sid: *stab* *stab*
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Toilet Pong is a sport played exclusively in the bathroom of a specific suite known as The Bordello at Yale College. The game itself was created by two freshmen at Yale College during the spring semester. It can be played with any number of players, in a singles, doubles, or even team format. It requires an immense amount of concentration and hand-eye coordination and has been likened to pool, and table tennis. Rumor has it that it may be featured in the 2008 Olympic games in London. This is unconfirmed and highly unlikely at this point. But it may not be far off in the future as the sport has received wide acclaim and is immensely popular even in its infancy.
Each player must take turns standing from the edge of the bathroom and tossing a ping pong ball in whatever fashion they wish through the bathroom and into the toilet while the door is closed. The ball may ricochet off of any objects any number of times. In regards to defence, the defender must stand and watch the ball toss for his opponent's first two attempts on his/her turn. For the third attempt, the defender may use any object in the bathroom to deflect the ball and obstruct its path into the toilet. But he/she cannot use the same object consecutively. Each player alternates after having made three attempts at scoring. There is no time limit, and players MUST alternate forever until one scores, this rule must be adhered to regardless of classes, extracurricular activities, or Armageddon.
If the player to shoot first scores, his/her opponent must be given the opportunity to score back. Once a player has won the game, the other player must then place his/her hands at the bottom of the toilet seat and retrieve the ball while the toilet is flushed. The winner must stand and laugh, while the spectators bounce around like fools chanting "Ewwwwww" and "Awwwwww." Stakes may be raised or lowered as long as all competitors agree unanimously, unless a certain Brit in the suite next door asks for someone to defecate in the toilet to raise the stakes. That's just unsanitary.
There is some controversy as to who was the original creator of the game, however, both students who make the claim to creation were involved in it's inception.
Critics also argue against the unsanitary nature of the game. As of yet, the creators or players have not presented any argument in their defence. They acknowledge it is extremely unsanitary, and attest that if such critics were real men, they'd play them in a match.
"Dude, let's settle this over a game of toilet pong."
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after you are done taking a piss, you shake around uncontrollably for a few seconds.
After i got done pissing, i shook a little. I called it the toilet dance
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They live in Iran, in the toilet-holes and bite your ass and balls when you go to take a shit
"navid was taking a dump in iran when a toilet snake bit off one of his nuts"
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