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Gay retard that’s gay and stupid and no one likes him.
I really hate that faggot Ian Vasquez
AN 8TH GRADER WHO IS OVER SIX FEET TALL, IS NICKNAMED THE SHARP SHOOTER FOR HIS BALLING SKILLS, HEIS QUADRUPLE JOINTED IN HIS FINDERS, HENSE I PREDICT THAT HE WILL RANK #1 FINGER BANGER IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY. - THE VERY SIGHT OF HIS HANDS HAVE GIRLS ORGASMIC. ALMOST AS HANDSOME AS HIS DAD
MAN, I TRIED TO GIVER MY DATE A IAN FISHER LAST NIGHT, BUT I BLEW IT
Firing a blackpowder, flintlock firearm, sideways.
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
When you are ruthlessly disgustingly humiliated in public by losing
"Bro just got skibidi rizzed and Ian Hawke'd
Can be super annoying but, HOT, and is a loving friend, they have a soft spot and has all his feelings in music he is a guy you don't want to loose, W Rizz, True sigma.
Ian James Tyler is SEXY!
I’m Izzy and my (unofficial(what I mean by that is we both like eachother and both know it(it’s honestly kinda dumb))) boyfriends name is ian, and he’s a mega simp for me
Friend 1: ian simps for Izzy
Me: yep
Friend 2: totally
Ian: NO
Ian the alien is an alien from outer space. He has been spotted multiple times dancing to the reese's puffs rap. Sadly Ian has severe bone cancer wich has resulted in him getting osteoporosis and crippling depression
Did you see "Ian the Alien" yesterday?!
Yea dude! He was dancing to that weird reese's puffs rap!