fanny fumbler

Its obvious from the name

You fanny fumbler
Go fumble someones fanny

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fanny haddock

tampon jamrag

lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"

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Fanny Winker

A fanny winker is a skirt that is way too short to be acceptable to wear in public.

"Hey did you see Stacey last night?"
"Yeah dude she was wearing a total fanny winker!"

"Dude did you see Staceys fanny winker last night?"
"Yeah I saw ass cheek and everything!"

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slaggy fanny

A term refering to a person who has a lack of moral fibres.

addicted to both drugs and sex.
(incl. alcohol)

Loved by males with low self respect.

Sophie's a reet slaggy fanny

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fanny fan

A fan for your butt.

The bleachers were hot, so Sally used a fanny fan to keep her butt cool.

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Fanny scrounger

A fanny scrounger is a person, so addicted to fanny that they will literally shag anything that gets them aroused. This ranges from other people all the way to animals, the deceased and fat women ( its impressive how people can even find the fanny on some of these land whales )

“Did you see Neil the other day banging Doris the diabetic bird from Lincoln, he’s such a fanny scrounger”

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fanny weasle

A guy who for reasons unknown to mankind manages to worm his way inside the vaginas of fit girls, despite a complete lack of any attractive qualities.

"u hear that Jonny Vegas got with Rhiana?"
"duuude, what a fanny weasle"

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