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lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"
The bleachers were hot, so Sally used a fanny fan to keep her butt cool.
A term refering to a person who has a lack of moral fibres.
addicted to both drugs and sex.
(incl. alcohol)
Loved by males with low self respect.
A fanny winker is a skirt that is way too short to be acceptable to wear in public.
"Hey did you see Stacey last night?"
"Yeah dude she was wearing a total fanny winker!"
"Dude did you see Staceys fanny winker last night?"
"Yeah I saw ass cheek and everything!"
1. the umbilical chord.
2. a collection of female pubes bound tightly in the form of a dredlock.
1. doctor this babies fanny rope hasn't been cut yet shall i do the honours?
2. so while my girlfriend was sleeping last night i shaved off all her pubes and made fanny rope.
A fanny scrounger is a person, so addicted to fanny that they will literally shag anything that gets them aroused. This ranges from other people all the way to animals, the deceased and fat women ( its impressive how people can even find the fanny on some of these land whales )
“Did you see Neil the other day banging Doris the diabetic bird from Lincoln, he’s such a fanny scrounger”
A guy who for reasons unknown to mankind manages to worm his way inside the vaginas of fit girls, despite a complete lack of any attractive qualities.
"u hear that Jonny Vegas got with Rhiana?"
"duuude, what a fanny weasle"