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Someone you know who used to live right next to you.
Tim (to Alex): What's up?
Tom (to Tim): Do you even know that dude?
Tim (to Tom): Heck yes, he's my ex-door neighbor, we used to hang out sometimes.
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as such a angle come to solve problems
i.e a sudden and unexpted turn of events
good or bad
the world needs a deus ex machina
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Well... There may come a point in time in which a girl sits back and looks at her dearly beloved and thinks what was i thinking... Nose picking, rapid burping, greasy hair, strange obsessions... Get the fuck out... I'll give him a few weeks to build up to the crash.
Amber: Why the hell are you still dating that greasy haired, hoot picking freak?
Becki: Don't worry, getting rid of the bastard in a few weeks... He's my Future Ex Boyfriend.
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Behaving like a loonie, wishing upon people death and urine.
Hey arsehole, I wish you deus ex!
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Derived from the cultural anthropology term "death name taboo," an ex name taboo is the reluctance of friends and family to mention the name of an ex, typically replacing the ex's name with emphasized pronouns.
Nydia: "David, I still have HER pan..."
David: "Dude, relax, you can say 'Liz's pan.' There's not an ex name taboo on our breakup."
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Any team that an Ex-Cub plays on usually does better than his time with the Cubs. Thus, the Ex-Cub factor.
Looks like the Ex-Cub factor is in effect
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