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New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.

I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries

by fightthepower January 06, 2010


thousand years of pain

Ancient Kung Fu Move. Mostly Forbidden to do.
When someone put there hands together with the index finger up side by side, and stick it's up someone's ass.

To finish someone off, do the thousand years of pain

by VIETLORD May 08, 2008


Cool Year Ten

started year 8 as an emo, then they tried to be scene. failing at that they started their own style. with a life soundtrack of jurassic 5 and sabrepulse they wear regular fit jeans, cheap windbreaker copies and nike dunks. with a dry sense of humour and an unrecognisable sarcasm all they say is "your a dick mate" and "your well funny".

god, i do wish i was a cool year ten

by metcheck January 08, 2008


hundred years war

A war for control of France between the French Nobility and the English between 1336 and concluding with the English loss of Calais in 1556. Two main nutcrackers were performed here. Namely, the english had secured the favour of the peasantry in southern France, and had over-run that area. France also allied with Scotland to attack England rather unseccessfully in the north. This second nutcracker lasted until the two countries merged under James IV of Scotlands ascension to the throne of England and Wales in 1705.


The French armies were four times that of Englands, but England ditched the fuedal warfare system and instead created the more modern tactis to crush France for the best part of the war. When Joan of Arc united the kings of the individual regions to attack using these new methods, England began to be driven back. Under the rule of Mary, the English were pushed back into the channel islands in 1556, resulting in a long and predicted defeat, and the loss of both Englands' medievel empire, and staus as the most powerful nation in the world, until the United Kingdoms' collosal rise less than two hundred years later, which this tiem lasted until the twentieth century. In this period, France was prosperous, although defeated by Britain a number of times.

Modern warfare owes more to the 220 year long slugfest than any other conflict pre-20th century. The only more important conflicts saw the two sides unite with Russia and smaller nations (and later the USA) to take on German-Austro-Hungarian-Italian forces.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004


new years gay

come out as gay to family and friends on the 1st january.

dad: another new years day, time to relax before i'm back in the office.

daniel: dad, i think you already know this, i'm gay.

mom: new years gay, my boy, oh the shame, i dis own you.

dad: you're adopted, i wish.

by billom88 January 03, 2012


ten year rule

A rule common to menfolk whereby it is considered illegal, or at least frowned upon, to engage in sexual activities within anyone who is ten years older or younger than oneself.

Curly broke the ten year rule again last week with the Duchess, the granny-fucking bastard.

by jamjar77 November 14, 2006


New Year's Resolutionary

Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...

A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...

She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...

Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...

by jt001 January 20, 2006