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Someone who knows 50 or more terms for the act of mastrubation and intends to publish them all on line. He does this because it makes him giggle uncontrollably, and will elevate his stauts among his fellow 10 year olds.
heh! hee! hee! I just published a word that meant mastrubation. I have the maturity level of an 10 year old. My friends will think I'm cool!
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When millions of amatuers get over excited about thier first beer and believe, "how you spend new years is how you spend the rest of the year." Undoubtedly their high hopes come crashing down like a firey drama filled meteor where crying, puking and fighting are all commonplace.
"Man remind me never to go out on New Year's Eve again." - Random Dude at 2:00am
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A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.
I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries
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Ancient Kung Fu Move. Mostly Forbidden to do.
When someone put there hands together with the index finger up side by side, and stick it's up someone's ass.
To finish someone off, do the thousand years of pain
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started year 8 as an emo, then they tried to be scene. failing at that they started their own style. with a life soundtrack of jurassic 5 and sabrepulse they wear regular fit jeans, cheap windbreaker copies and nike dunks. with a dry sense of humour and an unrecognisable sarcasm all they say is "your a dick mate" and "your well funny".
god, i do wish i was a cool year ten
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A war for control of France between the French Nobility and the English between 1336 and concluding with the English loss of Calais in 1556. Two main nutcrackers were performed here. Namely, the english had secured the favour of the peasantry in southern France, and had over-run that area. France also allied with Scotland to attack England rather unseccessfully in the north. This second nutcracker lasted until the two countries merged under James IV of Scotlands ascension to the throne of England and Wales in 1705.
The French armies were four times that of Englands, but England ditched the fuedal warfare system and instead created the more modern tactis to crush France for the best part of the war. When Joan of Arc united the kings of the individual regions to attack using these new methods, England began to be driven back. Under the rule of Mary, the English were pushed back into the channel islands in 1556, resulting in a long and predicted defeat, and the loss of both Englands' medievel empire, and staus as the most powerful nation in the world, until the United Kingdoms' collosal rise less than two hundred years later, which this tiem lasted until the twentieth century. In this period, France was prosperous, although defeated by Britain a number of times.
Modern warfare owes more to the 220 year long slugfest than any other conflict pre-20th century. The only more important conflicts saw the two sides unite with Russia and smaller nations (and later the USA) to take on German-Austro-Hungarian-Italian forces.
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come out as gay to family and friends on the 1st january.
dad: another new years day, time to relax before i'm back in the office.
daniel: dad, i think you already know this, i'm gay.
mom: new years gay, my boy, oh the shame, i dis own you.
dad: you're adopted, i wish.
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