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Adolf Hitler

The man, Adolf got so much poon in the concentration camps its not even funny he would tell the hot jew chicks that if they participated in his pornos they would be set free and after the videos were done he would personally cap there asses. He had plans to create the internet and start the first site up called nazionjew.com until his wife found all the porn on his external hard drive and deleted al the sweet footage. Many believe that he killed him self because he was going to lose the war but the real reason was he was so upset about losing his porn stash he just killed him self. Also Hitler was known to install slip and slides in the concentration day camps on hot days man that must have been some fun.

Adolf Hitler- Hey jew you want some nazi cock?
Jew- No i'm married and have kids

Adolf Hitler ill set you free if you let me fuck you and video tape it while your son watches
Jew- done

by cdawg91 September 22, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Neckbeard Hitler

1. Male feminist, typically one who is disconnected from all semblances of a social life. Has not encountered woman since he dropped in year 8 to be a professional COD gamer and anime critic.

2. The stage name of an up and coming rap artist, who is set to debut late 2019 with his album, Genocide the Furries.

Person: My brother is such a weeb. He thinks that all men who aren't nice guys should be gassed and that he should be able to legally marry his waifu.

Person 2: Really? What a neckbeard Hitler.

by avinabeer December 12, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hitler 2.0

The ultimate Hitler ripoff....Trump himself.

Will build a wall.
Replace every time he says Muslim with Jew.
Racist misogynistic idiotic homophobic piece of corn.

Republican: "Even I don't want him for president"
Democrat: "well shit I don't want Hillary either...."
Republican: "Vote out of fear so Hitler 2.0 doesn't become president?"
Democrat: "sure..."

-meanwhile in Europe-
Germany: "fucking idiots....I'm going top have a German sparkle party to get my mind off of this, let's go Austria!"
Austria: "Gettin tired of America's shit"

by Imma potatoe November 8, 2016

15๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


adolf hitler

The leader of Germany in 1930s-1945ish. (not sure the exact dates give me a break) either way, he may have done many bad things, but I just have to say that the whole blitzkrieg (lightning war) was a little ironic. In World War one (aka the great war at the time) Germany decided that it wanted to take over France, and from what I understand France secured the border leading into Germany, so the German Army marched right through Belgium (neutral I believe) and came up behind the French army. this happened again in World War Two. They also swiped Paris right behind the French military's back in one of these wars.

Adolf Hitler killed many innocent people, but he was actually a genius. (no, I'm not a Nazi, trying to be UN-biased) and it's been awhile since History class so If I made a mistake feel free to correct me

by jesu72 December 28, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pedo Hitler

Joe Biden. A lifelong and notorious pedophile (he's on video on Youtube pinching and twisting eight year old girls' nipples and he showered with his own daughter), Biden was assigned the moniker "Pedo Hitler" after he gave a satanic speech in Philadelphia calling half the nation "semi-fascists" and threatening non-leftists with F-16s and nuclear bombs. The second most evil man in American History after Black Hitler aka Barack Obama.

"Hey who are you voting for in 2024?"

"Well it ain't gonna be Pedo Hitler--I can tell you that right now!"

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

248๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hitler youth

A total asshole
One who hates all walks of life
Thinks he is godly
Like calling someone "jew" as an insult.

Fuck you man, you're such a hitler youth.

by MunkySox June 1, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hitler god

The god worshped by fundamentalist that sends people to hell to be tortured forever for the smallist little sin.
But that is not the same as the real God of the bible because the bible was not meant to be taken literally.

Why do fundalmentalist worship hitler god?

by Deep blue 2012 September 14, 2009

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