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When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
When a woman who fat get pregnant and around the time she gets a "baby bump" its bigger than normal cuz she has a fat belly!!!
person 1: did you see ashleys' baby bump?
person 2: bitch that aint a baby bump thats a baby mountain
a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.
i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant
"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."
The sweetest of all the women in the world, Andrea.
Hey Pootitty Baby, what is for dinner? ;)
Term to describe whole honesty on a opinion or a statement.
If a lie, a random baby from Uganda DIES.
A downgraded term for ONG (on god)
I swear i didn't eat it! ONB (On baby)
A nonverbal screaming autistic child
God damn clicker baby won't shut up
My baby milk snatcher swallowed all of my nut milk