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A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".
Holy shit, that heavy metal penguin kiss was awesome!
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Immature online drama with a bunch of trolls and cyber-dating thrown in. Let's not forget all the kids going batshit over the latest pin, too.
So I went on my CP account the other day for the first time in about 4 years. Within the first five minutes, I'd been trolled, flamed, cheated on, broken up with, a thief, a hobo, a pizza delivery guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, a fake celebrity, put myself up for adoption, adopted, put-up for re-adoption by my Mwa-Mwa after she found a cuter baby, verbally abused by a bunch of 9-year-old children, had my virtual birthday party crashed...oh, and some guy told me he was Rockhopper, whoever that is. Yep, typical day on Club Penguin!
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Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.
Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia
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"bruh I heard your house burned down"
"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "
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Aunt Arctic Pizza is a secret society of penguin who dress in pizzas, a pink beanie and glasses. They all are green and will not accept any other color penguins because they are racist little jerks. Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins, (Or AAPP) go around in costume spamming words and stealing puffles to eat after a hard day of raiding. Their weaknesses include the ban hammer, orange puffles, Penguins from the parlor, and mad pizza chiefs with an appetite. If you are faced with an Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguin, smile cause your probably on CherryCheese's video.
"Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins ate my puffle!"
A Penguin that is Solar-Powered and just so happens to posess Ninja qualities.
see also:
Siamese Pygmy Pole-Vaulter
I have no example. I am writing stuff so the system will accept this.
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when two people touch each others noses together while head banging to heavy metal music, this may result in a broken nose
"ahh dude my nose is broken"
"well waht do u expect u tried to give some one a penguin kiss while they wer headbanging"
"well it was a heavy metal penguin kiss"
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