Verb.
Pipe shaming:
When an individual that was a habitual meth user gets clean for a few days and becomes very righteous. They begin to feel they are superior to their old meth using friends and talk down to them. They belittle and make the meth users feel bad and shameful for continuing to use meth. Especially those that smoke it out of a meth pipe.
Meghan is sick of Paul’s pipe shaming when he calls her.
“Ive been clean for a week,” says paul, “Instead I’ve taken up pipe shaming”
D: I'm hungry for wet, so I must consume water from the H2O pipe.
"you were supposed to be a side affect of the drugs"
"I'm not a hallucination"
"You are a pipe dream"
The Landlord Pipe is an essential tool used to smoke indoors and avoid detection from landlords, parents, wives or anyone ells you don't want smelling smoke.
The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.
Ron Bombcronadon wanted to smoke some dank in his bong but did not want his angry wife to smell it. He made a Landlord Pipe and did bong hits all night long and his wife never smelled anything!
Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.
My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.