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A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose
"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
A word to describe an old man with a micro penis.
That man is an Anal-Sanchez
Poor guy has Anal-Sanchez disease
You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour
Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"
Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"
Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*
Cecil: "Push the lion button"
Slippery Sanchez:
The act of throwing lubricant at a Puerto Rican musician
Damn I went to the coheed show last night and gave them a total Slippery Sanchez!
When you lick an asshole and wind up with a shit mustache.
Dinner was so good, but the Happy Sanchez was the best dessert!!
Splitting something for yourself, and won’t split it for others.
Putting down some lackets, and split it for himself. And Rudy-Sanchez the rest!
when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip
i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez
i gave mine a puppy sanchez