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A horrible disease in which its victims are stricken with the feeling of fatness, laziness, pms, emphasema, and alcoholism. If not treated quickly, effects will become permanent.
Sorry, I've come down with a severe case of Tami-itis. I wont be able to work for the next year. Could you please bring me a couple cartons of cigarettes?
Noun: a sickness usually but not limited to the Aviation world. Get-There-itis is usually defined as disregard for any safety concerns because you are on a time crunch or in a hurry to get to your destination. Usually a pilot suffering from this will skip steps in the checklist, breach protocols, or do things in a haphazard way that may endanger the lives of everyone on board just to save a few minutes on the ground.
Person 1: You know there were a lot of factors at play in the crash of AF4590.
Person 2: yea mate I wounder if Get-There-itis played a part in it.
Person 1: Who knows but RIP to all who died.
Person 1: yea big F
An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.
Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.
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Noun - A person that is and has been an asswhole his/her whole life. A person who has relished a life long symptomatic habitual passion in being an asswhole and problem child even from birth their entire life with no end in site.
I just don’t understand why Julio can’t just be normal for about 2 seconds. All we wanted was a nice picture together, but he chose to make a nasty face during them taking the snapshot, he’s gotta have the asswhole-itis I swear! =p
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A mental condition of excessive selfishness. Can eventually lead to me-osis if left unchecked or untreated.
Neighbor: Zheesh, that closed-minded guy next door has sure got a serious case of “I-itis”! Wouldn’t surprise me if it turns into “me-osis” before too long!
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When you play the wii too much when you first buy it and your arms,legs,ect. hurt for like a week
"Damn I just got a wii and pulled my ass muscle now i have wii-itis"
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When a guy devolopes infatuation with a girl he is not involved with, or maybe just a friend thinking he is in love with that girl
I love that girl, i think she is the most beutiful girl in the world. She is funny, loving and I just want to be with her for the rest of my life, to bad she doesn't know me...
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