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phenomenon where those who have invested time or money in something are far more likely to want to defend their investment as being worthwhile
"I spent the entire night re-typing an essay that I deleted by mistake"
"You know you can just restore it from the recycle bin?"
"Uh...yeah, but, I really learnt a lot doing it all over again"
"Cokefest rule!"
"That Red Hot Chili Peppers concert was amazing. All the songs they played were great. The $200 I spent on that ticket was totally worth it"
"Cokefest rule!"
"I'm really enjoying the new SimCity"
"Cokefest rule!"
A rule on the internet that states "If it exists, there is porn of it."
"Rule 34 ruined my childhood :("
"No, it made your childhood sexier."
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If you can't absorb the cringe you don't belong on the internet
Person 1: EWW!!! WHY DOES THIS FANDOM EXIST??
Person 2: Rule 1000
Person 1: I guess you're right.
The 'Golden Rule' = it's not gay if it's in a 3-way.
This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.
"OMG I made out with Eddy last night!"- Michael
"Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul
"Ya, so?" - Michael
"Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul
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The donkey rule states that if you ask five people something and they all give you the same answer, you know the statement is true.
I asked five people if fast food is bad for you using the donkey rule and everyone said absolutely!
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A woman will know exactly when you're staring at her breasts. No exceptions.
This is applicable to all situations, not just on the internet.
Sienna sensed a definite rule 81 moment despite John's calculated diffidence.
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