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an INCORRECT SPELLING OF twenty one pilots, or tøp. writing it this way is a prime example of a fake fan and will make 420% of people in a mile radius cringe so pls do mot
Pepe: I love that band 21 Pilots!
A good person who doesn't deserve this: extreme cringing
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Its actually "twenty one pilots" not 21 pilots
A: I love 21 pilots he's my favourite singer! I love Stressed Out lol Blurry Face is me lol.
B: It's Twenty One Pilots you shit
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1. Pilot of a high performance fighter aircraft
2. Commonly annoying, boastful, loud, and extremely effective at their job
3. Have the best job in history
Civilian: You kill babies you fucker!
Zipper Suited Sun God aka Fighter Pilot: You say something you worthless toothpick?
*rolls in with 20mm canon and turns the worthless civilian into a cloud of pink mist, then drops a couple of 2000 pound bombs on them for good measure.
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To use social media for the purpose of attracting potential mates while still in a relationship through the use of scandalous photos.
Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.
Dude, did you see that chicks Instagram, she’s totally pilot lighting her boyfriend.
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An apache pilot is a Military Officer often characterized as one who, has no regard for safety, is often considered to be arrogant, and is thought to have the ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol. Army Apache Pilots are normally smarter than the average human being and are the most aesthetically pleasing people on the planet. To be in the presence of an Army Apache pilot is an accomplishment. The AH - 64 Apache helicopter is a 20 million dollar war machine that should be respected as such. Women are normally drawn to Apache pilots because of their attitude in the military and their above average looks.
Jon: I didn't know Dave was an Apache pilot
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
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A cock pilot is a woman who rides a dick
Me: "My girlfriend is such a cock pilot"
Friend: "I've never had sex with my girlfriend before"
Me: "Sad."
When a girl is going down on her man & licks the area underneath his balls, his balls end up covering her eyes, and from his point of view, it looks like she has pilot goggles on.
"Darling, those were some lovely pilot goggles you were sporting last night...thanks for the blow job."
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