This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.

(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*

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One Time For Your Boy

When your boy really needs you to help them or wants you to perform a task, saying, "I just need you to do this one time for your boy." The only valid responses are, "ONE TIME," "JUST FUCKING ONCE," or, in an affirming tone, "one time, ONE FUCKING TIME FOR YOUR BOY."

Valid requests include: when you want your boy to hard force viper + infestor, roll a fatty spliff, or take the dog out so you can do one of the first two.

You: can you roll me a spliff real quick, one time for your boy??? And for fucking ONCE can you PLEASE infestor viper all-in???

Me: Yea bro, I gotchu. ONE FUCKING TIME BRO.

That One Time at Band Camp

An expression used by band nerds (like me). It causes the speaker to talk about their fondest or worst memories at band camp. Makes me feel old.

Terry: That One Time at Band Camp (proceeds to grow old)

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and one time at band camp

In a movie called American pie a guy is trying to get a date for the prom after jizzing his pants live on the internet and blows having sex. He tries to hook up with a girl. He does and they go to the prom together, but she plays the flute. She goes to band camp and always has stories and is always like and one time at band camp, and again and one time at band camp. She is pretty stupid to and it gets so repetitive so when someone says something over and over again or a lot of times or something stupid or they stutter a lot people say and one time at band camp to refer to this movie. The most famous one she says is and one time at band camp I stuck my flute up my pussy. She said band camp was like sex ed. Now you guy know what this means all people over 40 ave seen this movie its all about sex. That is what and one time at band camp means thank you for reading.

So me and my friends walked into this room and we walked into the room and then we were in the room and in the room we..... and then the room...... and the room is......

-and one time at band camp

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One time for the homie DJ screw

A phrase that is often used by jay from the kubz scouts which I think deserves a definition

hit it again One time for the homie DJ screw

Bang that shit for the one time!

Originated in Milwaukee, Wi. The term means to dance for once in front of a large group of people. Banging is a type of dance, you'd have to live in Milwaukee to know what it is.

-Everyone's dancing-
Friend 1: Ayee D you should go "bang that shit for the one time!"
Friend 2: Iight bro.
-D starts to "bang that shit" lmfao.-

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lil poh one time

Lil Poh one time Is like asking your friend to do you a favor one time or helping your out one time this phrase is only allowed to be used one time a day "lil poh one time"

Yo back me up lil poh one time. Hook me up with some cash flow lil poh one time

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