b.o.b.-a-thon

b.o.b.-a-thon: when a girl comes home from a hard day and takes a nice long bath, then proceeds to have a marathon session with her favorite vibrator. Includes multiple orgasms over a 2-3 hour period.

Sunshine: So what'd you do last night, Katie?
Katie: I had a b.o.b.-a-thon, and I feel so much better today! I was at it for like three hours! Six orgasms and no stress today baby!

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Blart-a-thon

Similiar to blart, but occurs when many people are competing for title of biggest blarter

Aeryck and Ed were blarting back and forth so much, that it turned into a straight out Blart-a-thon!

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Gore-A-Thon

The ability to ejaculate in under 10 seconds while masturbating and drawing blood.

"Last night, I pulled a Gore-A-Thon in my bathroom."

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Zom-Brew-Thon

(noun) A Zombie movie marithon / Beer tasting party

I wonder what Beer I should bring to the Zom-Brew-Thon? I hope we watch a movie I have not seen before!

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wanke-danke-thon

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.

Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!

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pog-me-thon

1. (noun) bridge or interlude in the "drone ambient" music genre also known as bwangbwong

Setting - Coffee house sound system plays not too loudly but not too quietly: Bwangbwong, bwangbwong, pog-me-thon... bwangbwong... barista crafts a reed flute...

Customer: Can I get a Cafe Americano? Actually, just cream and sugar.

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cock-a-thon

To describe a huge problem or 'cock-up' of gargantuan proportions.

Sean - "fook me did ya see the game last night?"

J-Blo -"Aye - what a bloody cock-a-thon that was!"

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