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The GAY STATE...where the women are men and the sheep are scared.
I don't want to go Vermont because I might get my fudge packed!
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even though its the whitest state in the country, we still hard core gangsters!!! no ones harder than a new england gangsta baby! ilovermont!
represent!
vermont is a P I M P and every vermonter is black at heart
we're in vermont yo
fo sho mother fucker.
peace out
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When you want a female to send you the Vagina and Tit pic, you cordially ask her to send you the Vermont (VT).
Girl, you got me in a certain state... and I think we're ready to cross state lines... can you send the Vermont (VT)?
While having sex in the woods doggystyle the male puts tree sap on his fingers and paints a design on the female's back. The male then comes on the sap leaving the female with a sticky work of art.
Johnny gave Bobby-Sue a Vermont Tattoo last night in the woods behind Timmy's house. It took her two hours to wash it off.
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To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.
Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT
A sexual act of submerging one's swollen ball sack into a freshly tapped vat of 100% pure Vermont Maple Syrup and (while still retaining a firm erection) inserting the aforementioned syrup encrusted ballsack into your sexual partner's mouth. The partner (lying face up on the love-making surface of one's choosing) proceeds to caress the ball sack with their tongue making sure to feel every wrinkle on the sack and leaving no syrup behind. The ballsack is to be completely enveloped by the womans mouth and sucked on in a similar fashion to a lollipop. A maple blowjob is then given while wearing a Bernie Sanders mask.
My wife was so horny last night so I decided to show her the Vermont Special. Afterwords I found spiles in every maple tree in our neighborhood. She insisted on making her own maple syrup for the next time.
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