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The rubber dick your girlfriend has resorted to using cuz that thing you call a dick can't even reach.
The feel of rubber dildos in my pussy is almost orgasmic!
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An insult when someone is to fake to be classed as a real dick
God dylan you're such a dildo XD
Used as a model to daydream about the size of your penis.
Man 1: yo bro is that your penis?
Man 2: I wish, that’s just my wife’s dildo
Another name for an electric zapper used to torture pledges during fraternity initiations.
"The Phi Eta Mu uses dildoes on their pledges."
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A dildo is when youre not just a dick, but you're a fake dick.
Melody stop being such a dildo!
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Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.
"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."
"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"
"I'd love to be a DILDO."
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I don’t think we can explain this here but it’s a pink phallic object.
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