In a live podcast, conducting oneself as unprofessional and total idiot doing distracting inappropriate tasks like eating a meal or clipping nails.
"Welcome to the co-optional podcast, I'm sorry I was eating a sandwich, I'm kinda doing a dodger."
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Slang for a paedophile.
"Aye ya shouldn't go near that Jimmy bloke, he's a bush-dodger!"
when a white person avoids sexual contact with black people.
Black Man 1: wanna have sex? Once you go black you never go back.
Woman 1: Im a choccy dodger so no.
Black Man 1: your language is offensive.
a very old person who hasnt died yet
that grave dodger over there was givin' me the evils
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an old person, probably about to die very soon...
"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"
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someone who finds any possible reason to avoid going on a date with someone, usually using false and/or ridiculous excuses
ex 1) Jacob asked me on a date, but I'm going to be a total date dodger and tell him that my grandma died.
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Someone who is always cold and hates even the slightest draft, breeze, or air conditioning on. Old people tend to become draft dodgers.
My girl is a bonafide draft dodger.
You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.
No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.
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