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An oompa loompa is a short, fat, orange skinned and green haired person/creature who sings and rhymes. They are from oompa ville and can be used to describe an unlikeable person.
Example #1: Omg Donald Trump is such an Oompa Loompa
Example #2: Omg did you see that teacher they are such an oompa loompa.
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Small penis of migets, gingers or people who decide to over lift and get "ripped"
Beth: how was your date last night
Danielle: great! Til I saw his oompa loompa dick.
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Contemptuous definition of Engineers given by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
Engineering: where the noble, semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!
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I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night
A fat, short, sorry excuse for a female with a fat face and spaced out eyes that likes to talk shit about people to feel better about her physical and cognitive shortcomings. These individuals have greasy hair, no life, and flabby breasts, and cow tits, if any at all. Fat rolls are a common feature to look for when Oompa Loompa disorder is suspected.
The spaced out eye phenomena is typically due to cranio-facial abnormalities that arise because of incest acts between Oompa Loompas.
Individuals with Oompa Loompa disorder insist that the love where their life is headed when in reality their destiny is to work at the Willy Wonka factory down in Cuba.
Oompa Loompa Disorder:
non-existent IQ score
"Like OHH MMM GEEE, like she's like so jealous of me like I go to school and like I'm so better that her..... like...."
" Like I go to college....like..."
"like.... I have a car.... like... to drive my fat ass to like the store.... like...uhhh"
Physical markers: spaced out eyes, fat noses, a whole lotta muffin top action, flappy non-symmetrical gorilla tits, fat rolls hanging off ass, a six pack of grease on back, foul odor when within a 50 foot radius, and stretch marks everywhere
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Midget men trying to go doggystyle on full sized women. In most scenarios, the midget gets tired, and the woman just sits on his dick or blows him to get the cumshot.
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"Gaucho pants" Hideously ugly and absurd item of clothing. Proof that if an item of clothing is promoted enough by the fashion industry (no matter how ugly) girls will by it.
"Oh my gosh, did you see her oompa-loompa pants? Those things are ridiculous looking!"
Man: "Dear, those pants are UGLY!"
Woman: "I know, but they're sooo in style right now."
Man: "So what, they're still ugly!"
Woman: "Uhhh, you just don't get it."
Man: "I may not be up on all the latest trends, but I know UGLY when I see it."
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