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A pinky cheater is a latex sheath worn over a finger while being employed in a vaginal or rectal examination.
My proctologist uses a pinky cheater for sanitary reasons, but she’s still a bum doctor.
It's a special kind of promise. Nopony breaks a Pinkie Promise. 'Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my Eye!' is the pinkie promise.
Alright man I Pinkie Promise, I Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my Eye, that I will tell you tomorrow.
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"So how was it last night?"
"The foreplay was good, but he had a pinky winky..."
"He's hot but his pinky is so winky!"
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The most sacred promise anyone can give. When broken, you lose your friend forever. The pinkie promise is done by uttering a chant and doing the motions
AJ: you bettar not tell Twi that ah lost her book. Y'all know what happened last time thayt happened.
RD: Pinkie promise. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
RD crosses a hoof over her heart, opened her wings and gave a flap, and put a hoof to her eye.
AJ: thanks, Dash. Ah really don't know what ah'd do without y'all.
RD: no problem, pal.
*later*
RD listened to Twi talk about her new book she lent to AJ. She bit her lip, and opened her mouth to confess. Suddenly, Pinkie sprung out of a potted plant
Pinkie: you'll lose them. Foreeeeeevveeeerrrrr
She slowly disappeared into the plant.
RD: don't question it...
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A cock which is both short and thin, presumably while erect. Use of the term is usually accompanied by the holding up of the pinky finger, so as to compare it with the alleged pinky winky.
Johnny: "Would you like to go on a second date with me?"
Suzie: "I would, but I don't think we're compatible."
Johnny: "What?!? What was it specifically, if you don'y mind my asking?"
Suzie: "It's not you! It's just that you have, well, a pinky winky."
Johnny: "Ouch! You didn't have to insult me."
Suzie: "What? That's a specific term. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It means a short, thin cock."
Johnny: "Oh, well I knew it was short, but I always thought it was pretty thick..."
Suzie: "It's actually both the thinnest and the shortest pinky winky I have ever observed in person. And for that I thank you sir!"
Johnny: "I really hate you right now."
pinky dinky is a small penis or "dinky" as some girls will call it, usually the girl will look at her own pinky finger or her thumb and she will laugh if your dick is the same size or smaller
Tiffanie looked down and saw that his dick was even smaller than her thumb. She almost choked with laughter but tried to remain calm. She quickly realized her thumb was bigger than Travis' pinky dinky. She started to laugh, but needed a ride home so she caught herself. The following week, every girl in high school would not date Travis unless they were interested in small penises.
The involuntary muscle contraction of an anus that has been well stimulated by tongue or finder.
After sitting on my face, I knew I had rimmed my man well because he responded with a pinkie wink.