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What your wife DOESN'T do when your on a business trip for a week and the sink isn't working so she she calls over your "best friend" Marcus to help her fix it even though he knows NOTHING about plumbing and the kitchen sink worked just FINE before you left the day after you where celebrating your 9th anniversary where you bought her a 8000 DOLLAR ANNIVERSARY RING ! DEBBIIIIIIIIE !!!!!!!!
You : Honey, I'm home !
You: Honey ?
You: You didn't start having sex without me have you ? *laughs*
You: HONEY!?
Best friend and Wife: *moaning sounds*
You: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !?!?!?
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When a and a woman want to have a baby they try to reproduce and thus they have sexual intercourse
i got home from work to find my wife laying on the couch naked with her huge 38DD boobs hanging out and her wonderful hairless pussy facing me I walk over to her and ask what all this this is about and she tells me that she wants to experience the pleasure of making love so she unzipped my trousers and my big 12 inch long cock is hanging out she then starts to suck it making me hard af as soft tounge rubs gently round my dick then she starts to rub and blow softly but I’m not going to go into detail by the time she’s finished giving me a bj my dick hard as a rock so she says to me to get in side so I undress and repaid her for the best bj I had ever got in my life decided to to start fucking her I started off slowly then quickly began to pick up the pace she moanned with pleasure as she began to breathe heavily I played with her large boobs squeezing them and rubbing them then I began to suck on her nipple and she had a giant orgasm right there I stopped then took out my dick from her pussy and then I started to lick her pussy slowly grazing the clit her orgams became louder and longer and she began to say my name her orgams started turning me on more and more so I went back inside her started fucking as hard and fast as I could she screamed and moaned with pleasure as I began to hit her g-spot harder and harder each time after a while we fell asleep in the spooning position after having the best sex ever
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Great pleasure of all between the two genders. A male's penis pleases females alot by sticking there penis in and out of the vagina alot over and over, sticking the testicle into a woman's mouth to suck on, or stick the penis up her ass. For a woman: She lays on a bed etc. and let the men touch anything. Then she would lick the penis giving pleasure. Pleasure is reached when your sex-mate moans. Then both of you would lose your virginity.
The hot, great, sex lasted a dat because Ryan kept sticking his penis up Kathleen's vagina with great pleasure. They moaned alot. Then Kathleen laid spread-eagle on a bea with only her lacy black bra and red panties. Ryan took off evrything on him and her and started licking her breasts, and with his hands he kept tickling her vulva having fun. This was repeated.
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when a man starts to wank his DICK! and slaps it on the woman's ass and then sticks it in here then the male would cum (spunk) inside her. sex can also be done by 2 males or 2 females. when you cum in side someone you would normally use a condom, but I wont :)
man: want to have sex?
woman: ok, only if you cum in me
man: want to have gay sex?
man: ok no protection is needed
woman: want to fuck?
woman: ok but don't forget the dildo.
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when a dude sticks his dick in a girls pussy. nuff said? nope! he pulls it in and out, in and out, in and out, untill the girl says to stop. and when she says to stop he doesnt. he cums in her. she gets pregnant, kicked out, etc. dude leaves girl and her life becomes a living nightmare.
-boy and girl have sex-
girl-dont cum in me!
boy-too late.
2 months later
girl- im pregnant
boy-bye
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