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When a girl is on top durning 69ing breaks WIND and shit comes out on the others face
"A was 69ing Julia and she had hard gas and ended up shitting on my face!" "Dude she gave you a Dirty Chicago "
A goon who roams the streets around 3:00 am looking to start some bad shit that will hurt the community.
Yo that nigga ramen a Chicago knight, he no good.
What comes out of your nose after doing large amounts of cocaine for an extended period of time.
Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.
When one dedicates in another’s opened car sunroof.
Johnny left his sunroof open and Mike gave him a Chicago Carwash
A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.
The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.
A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
The act of defecating on the back of your one night stands head before leaving their house in the middle of the night.
Mark: Did you hear what happened to Steve Last night?
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand