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You can Be an asshole To anyone On april 30th
"Wow Guess i cant argue Its April 30th International Fuckers day"
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this is a day for me and my fellow females. we celebrate this day on april 16th. may the dick be in you .
i can’t wait for international dick me down day. i’m hyped.
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The first Wednesday of October, farmers around the world climb to the tops of their barns, strap wings on a pig, and throw it down onto a mattress.
Howdy, y’all! Get your porkers ready, because it’s International When Pigs Fly Day!
For the season of Fall, you’re permitted to throw anyone under 5’10 with no repercussions!!!
Dude it’s International Throw Short People Season, did you forget? Get throwing!
I'll be making a deposit at the international bank of poo later this evening.
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The most holiest of days through out the calender in which everybody in the world spends the day talking as they would if pirates had won the war against the ninja's (although ninja's are still way cooler). This is what should happen however tragically most people ignore the day or missinterperit it as a day in which to have a laugh talking like a pirate, the sad dilusional fools. This day is to celebrate the creation of the pirate army that bravely gave it's life in the war of the garr's (against ninja's) and allowed pirate communities to escape and exist in secret through out the world and passed on the tradition of international talk like a pirate day.
Remember those lost and honour them as you raise your tankards of grog and let out your honourary "GAAAAARRRRRRR" in their memory. If you can't find grog just have beer and get pissed instead.
The accepted GAAAAARRRRRRR contains 5 A's and 7 R's.
GAAAAARRRRRRR This be international talk like a pirate day
GAAAAARRRRRRR We will remember those who sacreficed themselves to save pirate traditions by forcing the world to talk like they would for a day. It will be called International talke like a pirate day.
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On the 30th of november, you can officially hit a tall person.
What date is it?
It’s international hit a tall person day
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