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n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.
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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.
A Car Seat Bitch, is a girl with the body curves like the top half of a car seat, when you’re sitting in the back seat looking forward at it.
Guy: “Damn girl you a car seat bitch”
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”
Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist
Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap
a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair
omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.
When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
Meaning you done messed up; you messed your spot up
Yo you done flagged your seat with that shit.
A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
Toilet seat killer executed
When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat