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An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."
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Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.
One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
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to give someone a ceremonious welcome
They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.
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a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair
your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head
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the magic carpet on snowboarding mountains
the magic carpet is so slow i think i will get hungry before i reach the top
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a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.
"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".
"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"
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a big fat lesbian.
usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.
wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.
i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.
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