his moustache has a moustache

When a moustachio'd fellow is such a douche that his moustachio'd face is said to have a moustache of it's own

That cop was such a tool that his moustache had a moustache!

Bill: What's wrong with Mike?
Steve: Something crawled up his ass, I think his boyfriend made him the power bottom...
Bill: Yeah his moustache has a moustache!

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Elvis has left the building

When a guy's member has exited his boxer shorts by sneaking out of the flap during the night.

Sally woke up, rolled over, and looked at Frank.

It appears that Elvis has left the building, Sally thought to herself.

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has a s on his chest

like superman, the "s" logo is printed on his chest. This person has the fortitude of superman. Just looking at this person you would think they can leap tall buildings with a single bound.

Jeff rides that motorcycle like a pro, he rides like he has a s on his chest.

T-roy's friend is drinking a lot of alcohol, drinking like he has a s on his chest.

Jeff is the nicest person I know, like he has a s oin his chest.

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The Ke$ha perspective

The Ke$ha perspective is a term which can be used to analyse literature.

In an author's poem when the author refers to waking up, or in other circumstances restarting a given period of time, such as a day, week or month.

Teacher: Tell me what elements can be found in this poem?
Student: For instance, The Ke$ha Perspective. The author refers to a start of a new day. Waking up in an unknown world...

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My Dog Has Fleas

An easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. The 4th string is an A, 3rd is a D, 2nd is F# Sharp, and the 1st is a B. When played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words "my dog has fleas."

"Dallin, the only way to correctly tune your ukelele is to remember my dog has fleas."

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Ha lol boi bye

To all my bitches out here, we all know what I mean, but for them clueless people, ha lol boi bye basically means BOI BYE. You clearly pissed is of so instead of saying bye in a angry way, we say ha lol because when a girl start laughing during an argument, ha lol, boiiiii start running, cos you know she pissed when she star laughing.

#why#dafaq#you#searching#a#four#letter#word#you#rasclart

boy 1 my dick 12inches😏
girl 1 ha lol boi bye🤣

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the cheese has a slice in it now

a saying that means somehing can't be fixed or changed. Something happened that can't be helped or reversed, and the cheese has a slice in it.

"I can't believe you said that! You're so embarressing!"
"Well the cheese has a slice in it now!"

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