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A flirtatious person that gives the vibe that he or she is promiscuous, but has never actually engaged in any sexual acts.
I'll give you ten bucks if you get that faux whore to sleep with you.
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A person who will do anything in order to get high marks, often sucking up to (or sucking off) the man in the process.
Some ways to become an Academia Whore:
1. Sucking your prof's balls
2. Doing totally boring projects (50 page essays, anyone?) in order to score high marks
3. Not challenging profs when they're wrong
4. Not going out for beer with your buddies to do PDENG
Have you been busy sucking your prof's balls lately? You might be on your way to becoming an Academia Whore.
A: "You're such an Academia Whore, Bill"
B: "Yea I am"
B: "Shlurp Shlurp Shlurp"
Prof: "Oo yea play with my balls, you Academia Whore"
A: "Yo come with us to the bar"
B: "Naah I'm gonna stay home and be an Academia Whore"
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One who spends all their time on the intra-webs. Looks like a slug. Is warm and slightly sticky, leaving a trail of sweat and goo behind wherever it roams.
Enjoys going onto chatrooms. Will spend most of its days playing WoW and talking about new or upcoming additions. Constantly blams WoW's new shit, even though they don't charge for it.
A Toob Whore also enjoys saying "k", "what?", and "ah"/"wtf?" or "..." instead of making real conversation, as they cannot, physically, keep up any existing conversation. Sometimes, when they're REALLY excited, they say "inorite?". When asked a question, they will ALWAYS, and believe me, ALWAYS use "dunno", for they cannot actually summon the energy to think, as they are to lazy asking somebody else to pass them the Oreos.
Often use emoticons, as their facial muscles have become weak and flabby, much like their arms, after years of sitting in front of a screen in a darkened room. Common emoticons include, but are not limited to:
:/, >-<, >_<, o.O, O.o, o_O, o-O, :p, XP, etc.
However, if you get angry at a Toob Whore, they will not get angry back, as they a) do not have the energy, b) do not have the courage, c) care, and d) have more than two braincells to rub together in the first place. Also, they don't want to loose their real-world friend, who is the only thing keeping them from being demoted to "loser" status.
orynx1213: i really hate this chick. she pisses me off so much.
toobwhore1337: k
orynx1213: don't you care?
toobwhore1337: no
phanmann45: so, like, did you hear that new kanye west track?
toobwhore1337: :P
phanman45: ? i thought you loved kanye west??
toobwhore1337: i do.
phanman45: then why ":P"?
toobwhore1337: dunno.
Ben: Kody is such a Toob Whore.
Ryan: What's a Toob Whore?
Ben: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
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A friend whore is someone on Myspace or Face book that tries to get as many friends as possible. Now, most people try to make friends, but friend whores will ask any and everyone to be their friend. These people are pretty lame.
"Member Since: May 14, 2005"
Todays date: May 19, 2005
"_______ has 114 friends..."
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In the literal sense, any woman who will perform sexual favors to acquire the drug cocaine. In a figurative sense, any person who will sacrifice a portion of themselves (I.E. morals, ethics, time, money, or status) to acquire any amount of cocaine.
Coke whores are women who wait around for durations of time to obtain the drug
Coke whores are people who move from party to party to find a source of cocaine, despite their original plans.
Coke whores are any person who will steal for cocaine
Coke whores are any person who will perform a sex act to acquire cocaine
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A person who changes their entire personality and wardrobe when trends change.
Wow, nice abercrombie shirt you stupid trend whore.
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A woman or man who has sex in order to get drugs.
He is such a bag whore sleeping with that guy so he can get some drugs.
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