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When something is Amazing, you call it instant jizz
Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "
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A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.
After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.
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The dimples on the small of many woman's backs, high on their ass cheeks, that can collect or pool-up the cum that's shot there.
"Dude, I pulled out and blew it on her ass and the load filled both jizz catchers!"
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The act of going into a steam shower to masturbate.
"Yo dude i'm feeling horny and fat"
"My parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty jizz?"
"Great idea! That will take care of my horniness and burn calories!"
"Ohhh man that is awesome!"
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A name for someone with white hair.
Santa Claus and I are bowling. Santa bowls a strike.
Me: Fuck you, jizz hat.
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When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.
It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.
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