pee wife

A direct translation from the Danish word "Tissekone" meaning "Virgina" the direct translation from Danish to English is "Pee Wife"

'Tisse' meaning Pee and 'Kone' meaning wife

Hey Louise, you have a nice pee wife!

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hang pee

v. When one, usually a male, placed his excremental organ out the window of a moving vehicle and proceeds to urinate.

"Dude, I gotta pee! Get off at this exit so I can go."
"No, I don't wanna stop. Just hang pee."

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Sky Pee

Commonly referred to by the layperson as "rain", dihydrogen monoxide, or "sky pee" as it known amongst meteorological spheres, is a substance that falls from the sky, nourishing planet Earth.

Found predominantly in lakes and the tears of dragons.

Man 1: How 'bout this weather?

Man 2: It's sky peein' cats and dogs.

Man 3: Mhmm.

Man 4: Sounds like a plan.

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Pee Pot

If you do drugs and are on probation. And you get drug tested all you need to do is go down the block and find a nigga with clean piss in a cup. He sells it for 2-5 dollars and they call it the "Pee Pot".

Carl: Aye fool I need some clean piss im getting drug tested tomorrow fool
Cutty: Aiight go down the street to the Pee Pot and get some clean piss from that youngin

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Pee Pee Dance

1. A dance buttfuckers do when they are too stoo ped to go to the bathroom on their own. 2. A gnome-like dwarf who tries to be funny, but really isn't. 3. An anal dwelling dwarf that causes itching, swelling, pustoles, sores, and anal warts to anyone who shakes her hand.

That bitch is a Pee Pee Dance!

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pee room

bathroom (us), toilet (uk)

-"let's stop off here. i gotta use the pee room"

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Neti Pee

The sexual act of partially inserting ones penis into a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) nostril, and emptying your bladder. Because of the anatomy of the sinus cavity, pee will come shooting out the other nostril... thus cleaning out the sinus of any impurities, more or less. Like the Neti Pot.

Shannon: what the helll do you think you are doing? get your penis away from my nose!
Andy: ever heard of the Neti Pot, or Neti Squeeze?
Shannon: yes, but what does that... oh no you don't!!!
Andy: oh yes I do... hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the Neti Pee. SHAZAAAAM!!

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