no h-mo

Basically a shortened version of(no homo) meaning that what you just said to your friend was gay as shit, but you yourself are not gay.

Example: hey Jon, remember that time when I put my balls on your chin? No h-mo but I enjoyed every minute of it.

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mo job

The act of use using your moustache mo to give a partner pleasure or excitement. It can involve tickling their cheek or neck, or thigh, or belly, etc. It is not always sexual, but usually is.

Whenever my girlfriend starts giving me an attitude, I give her a good mo job and she starts seeing things my way.

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Uncle Mo

Uncle Mo, Moses Lester, or Moby Lester is another word for an Australian Pedophile that stays in dark corners and intersections, and takes advantage of little kids. Comes from Mo Lester.

Uncle Mo: Hey there kiddie, I’m Moses Lester, my friends call me Moby, but you can call me Uncle Mo.
Kiddie: *wets his pants*
Uncle Mo: come a bit closer, buddy.

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mo' to' po'

motorcycle cops; the assholes who get you for running red lights

fuck tha mo' to' po'

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Mo's World

An individual who lives in a bubble, oblivious to the present state of the world around them.

While watching the news in California, someone in Mo's World might ask, "What's the recall?"

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faux-mo

A straight man who has the behaviors and characteristics similar to a gay man. This individual is extremely flamboyant to the point that everyone assumes he is homosexual, even if they have never actually seen the individual engage in homosexual acts. No one knows whether the kid's pretending or not.

Lucy's dating Tim? I thought he was gay!!! He is such a faux-mo!!

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faux-mo

NOUN: A heterosexual male that embraces a tidy appearance in both grooming and attire.

Former contestants of the reality T.V. show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" are faux-mo's.

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