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A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.
"Fuck Petey"
"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."
*giggling*
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(1) The have minimum or no change towards a issue or action
The senator from Detroit try to end its mass poverty Problem by hiring one secretary but it was like Watching Black And White Movies While You're Color-Blind so his actions was little to no effectiveness towards the problem
Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'
--OR--
Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.
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Sound of Freedom (2020) - Action Movies 1:47:31 minutes. . The story of Tim Ballard (Jim Caviezel), a former US government agent, who quits his job in order to devote his life to rescuing children from global sex traffickers. based on a true story
Released: Jan 01, 2020
Runtime: 1:47:31 minutes
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Watch Sound of Freedom (2020) Full Online FREE Movie
Watch Now ► t.co/beTT8zCSh3?urbandictionary
Sound of Freedom (2020) - Action Movies 1:47:31 minutes. . The story of Tim Ballard (Jim Caviezel), a former US government agent, who quits his job in order to devote his life to rescuing children from global sex traffickers. based on a true story
Released: Jan 01, 2020
Runtime: 1:47:31 minutes
Genre: Action, Drama, Thriller
Stars: Jim Caviezel, Mira Sorvino, Bill Camp, Kurt Fuller, Gerardo Taracena, José Zúñiga
Crew: Alejandro Monteverde (Director), Alejandro Monteverde (Writer)
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It's a very honest message from Youtube that appears on video results section of Google Search. It's a good message to let people stay away from Youtube or encourage them to use adblockers and apps (like Vanced).
Watch ads now so you can enjoy fewer interruptions.
Because I WANT MONEY I WANT MONEY I WANT MONEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND!?
- Susan Wojcicki
she makes me so mad grrr shes not supposted to watch videos or whatever centro de recursos is a place where you can only study. And some teacher lets her watch but ur not supposted to let her wtf..
Person 1: Yo look at that Girl in centro recursos watching gacha life when she cant
Person 2: Let me talk to her
Also person 2: Hey you cant watch gacha life here.
Girl in centro recursos when she cant : *changes to another website and stares at you*
Person 2: *knowing that shes just trying to hide so just walks away*
Girl thats watching gacha: *continues watching gacha life*
Teacher next to her: Yeah you can just watch gacha lol its not like they dont let you haha.
If ur a 15 year old girl be prepared. If she can’t have u she’ll jerk off to ur Pinterest. She’ll find her way in no matter how rapisty
Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn secretly wants to f every 15 year old girl she sees & is willing to use rapist quality force to grant access for perving / stalking hour
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