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swiss-army knife syndrome

1. The need to be overly prepared at all times.

2. The condition of needing to be equiped with the most possible tools for the maximum number of undefined situations. This condition becomes dangerous when one suffers anxiety/panic when one does not possess the appropriate tool in a situation or must carry certain tools in fear of certain situations. See neurosis

3. Also attributed to objects or persons that have a superflous amount of functions but that are not overly good at any of them.

*Tools need not be material they may be personality attributes as well.

1. Mary Poppins must suffer from swiss-army knife syndrome; look at her handbag!

3. Inspector Gadget - the ultimate in the dysfunctional swiss-army knife syndrom personalities.

by Iddiiwltwigt December 1, 2004

32πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Irish Republican Army

Oops! Were you looking for: Marxist idiots?

Friend: The IRA Irish Republican Army are Marxist idiots.
Me: Yeah, I know.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

55πŸ‘ 396πŸ‘Ž


9 year old ARMY!!!

Subscribe to Pewdiepie plz we are all 9 if your 10 youΒ΄re actually 9 and 1 bonus year.

Damn, that a 9 year old ARMY!!!

by TheBoiSavage February 6, 2019

36πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


SFA (Shaq Fu Army)

A group of good men and women who stands tall against racism, rape and furry hentai. By spreading the word of Shaq, they try to make the world a better place.

That dutch nazi Sash got so owned by the SFA that his underage girlfriend left him.

by Keekiller April 12, 2004

46πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Future US Army Soldier

Many will remember this as a quality vine hero, but to me I can only think of Claire.

"You just disrespected a future US army soldier"

by Ruggy June 28, 2020


Rejected U.S. Army slogans

"Kill All That You Can Kill"
"Shower With Men"
"Knock Up Foreign Broads"
"All The Grits You Can Eat"
"Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"
"Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooters"
"Whimsical And Human, Just Like M*A*S*H"
"Cubicles Are For Wusses"
"Napalm Means Serious BBQ"
"Over 1,000,000 Sheared, Beaten, And Worked Into A Sub-Human Fury!"
"Totally Beefcake and Proud of It"
"Beat Up Sailors"
"We Won't Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will"
"Kicking Nazi Tail Since 1942"
"Don''t Ask, Don''t Tell, Don''t Accessorize"
β€œRisk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"
"Play Doom… For Real!"
"Sure Beats Learnin'!"
"Because Terminators Are Real"

Because Terminators are real

by Tommy Vercetti May 22, 2004

68πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Colt Single Action Army

1.a powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.

2.Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.

2.The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.

Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.

"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."
β€” Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.

by zingeraddict May 28, 2011

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž