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The art of getting poo in your vag from shitting your pants!
jared has turd twat
eloquent term for the anus. Usually used in a sexual context, denoting the ability to perform sexual intercourse on said anus similar to that of the twat.
Millie was on the rag so I banged her in the turd twat instead.
The lines and crevices in ones turd. Truly used for the lowest form of douche bag
This effing turd wrinkle just tried to give me exact change for his olde english and his swisher sweet cigarillo.
noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.
I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.
MMO Turd is a definition used for an upset forum poster on a MMO forum site. Their characteristics consist of general hate towards modern video games, anger over updates that the majority of player base was asking for and many nonsensical conclusions. They are usually disappointed in what they have become but instead of turning that around, they turn against the game that brings them happiness as they do not believe themselves to be deserving of the good vibes. Therefore, while waiting on que for the next dungeon or battleground, they take it to the forums where they must ruin anything enjoyable for everyone around them, feeding on any attention given to them while digging their hole of self pity even deeper. Also, they have always stopped playing the game in question. Of course they have, why else would they be posting on the game forums.
I haven't seen him in years. His friends say the internet got him and he is now a MMO Turd.
Don't look at them, Ricky. I don't want you to be influenced by MMO Turds...
- It's too late, mother. You guys are paying for an incredibly bad product and for some reason okay with being treated like crap. i don't tolerate that and thus stopped paying.
Why don't you try and enjoy something for a change instead of being a MMO Turd.
A masterpiece created on the toilet.
where you sit and shit for ages, constantly thinking youv finished wiping your arse.
This is repeated numerous times so that the toilet paper resembles lasagne pasta layers seperating the recycled meat youv give birth to.
Heather: "I thought I was constipated but turns out iv just made a turd lasagne."