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when a person wants to shrink their personal network; network of friends, acquaintances, collegues; ridding themselves of un-needed/un-wanted people.
I have way too many people in my life; need to do some personal house cleaning, so I can focus more on the people who mean more to me.
When de-friending facebook friends = personal house cleaning
unwantedun-neededpersonalnetworkfriends
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Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.
I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!
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When someone is fired or quits a job, everything that goes wrong or is found broken in the next two weeks that the fired/quit person could have possibly touched gets blamed on that person. Can also be used as a cover for missing items.
Hey, james was fired this morning. So if you have work that you diddnt do recently, blame him, its our on site clean slate policy.
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When working in a restaurant, to take a dirty, wrinkled shirt and hold it under the milk steamer of an espresso machine to clean/press it. Thus performing the Mexican Dry Clean. So named for the regular practice of Mexican Busboys
Yo! Cabron! you better give that shirt a mexican dry clean before the jefe sees you.
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this is a guy who observes how bad another guy treats his wife/girlfriend, and then later starts being nice to the mentioned female, then eventually starts tagging that ass. He is usually the recipient of gifts given to him by the female, at the expense of the befor mentioned guy.
B. Coop saw how bad J.R. would treat his ol' lady. He then started being nice to her, next thing I know B. Coop was hitting that ass. She started bringing him food and stuff. B. Coop is one hell of a clean up man.
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When you have sex in the shower with a girl on her hands and knees with her butt up and her ear on the floor and she gets an ear infection the next week.
Matt:Did you hear Randy was "Cleaning the Nasty Zebra" with Taylor!?
Dylan: ha what! omg thats great!
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to go through your facebook page a delete all the "friends" you haven't contacted since they added you as a friend
Your're cleaning your book today? Your friends list will be cut in half.
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