agnewed

To have a totally random and counterproductive element inserted into a plan or course of action by a third party.

We were planning to be done before lunch, but we got agnewed and didn't get home till midnight.

agnew

The term for a small flock of migratory birds.

Dan's beard is so large it could hold at least half an agnew.

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Agnew

A Term referring to any thing that could be considered crude,sexual,disturbing, and/or of body fluids.

Example #1
Today at work, Ben got agnew all over his face, he should of wore his safety goggles.

Example #2
Alex got sent to the principals office after showing his pet agnew during show and tell.

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Agnewed

The act of repeatedly fucking up over and over. Mostly by making the same poor decisions...like drinking too much and being an asshole. Especially true of Canadians.

Fuck. I agnewed last night after we left the bar by going over to that slut's house.

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Agnew

To "Agnew" is to laugh at a private joke, which you are not part of.

Different uses:
To agnew, to have agnewed, to be an agnew, epic agnew

Sam: Remember that time me and you were in Mikes car and rolled up on that dude and that underaged girl making love?"
Oli: hahaha, we weren't afraid to hit people in the face
Rob: hahahaha
Sam: Rob, you just pulled a total agnew

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Agnew

Butthole.

Spiro Agnew was VP under Nixon until resigning in the wake of a criminal indictment. After Nixon resigned due to Watergate, Agnew naturally became a follow on joke when someone used the word "Nixon" when referring to taking a shit or a bowel movement.

A: "I gotta take a Nixon".

B: "Don't forget to wipe your Agnew".

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Spiro Agnew

Sprio Agnew is an anagram for "Grow a penis".

Spiro Agnew bitch and I'll knock you down.

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