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ANCELI

Anceli is a strong, resilient, kind, well educated, creative & smart woman without losing her sweetness, a hopeless romantic who believes in love, and a happy life shared with the right person.

Anceli is artistic, sarcastic, has an AWESOME sense of humor, she is a good soul who is always willing to listen and provide good advice to others, she admires people with great emotional intelligence.

Anceli has a high awareness of the impact of emotions in the mind & spirit that's why her emotional intelligence is above average which allows her to not give importance to the hurtful words or actions of others and to not take things personally.

Anceli is a professional "personality-reader", she has a great ability to read people fast, to detect lies and phoniness in people as well as the love, compassion & good intentions in others.

She has struggled her whole life to achieve financial stability but it has been difficult for her to break the pattern of poverty she has lived in since she was a kid, but, nothing can stop her or kill the fighter she has in herself.

She loves expressing emotion, loves hugs, long kisses, and displays of affection from the man who pursues her love.

Anceli has never been in love, she hopes she won't die without experiencing loving a man & being loved in return.

Anceli is brave, a dreamer, a doer, a woman who will be completely happy when she wakes up without financial uncertainty & living happily with a man she falls in love with.

Anceli has always the right advice for others
Anceli is a great listener
Anceli expects to find somebody to share an awesome life with!

by AlmaBuena May 24, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ANC

Currently ANC stands for "Accumulation, Nepotism and Corruption" and it represents the 'legitimate' government fraud scheme in South Africa.
ANC originally stood for "African National Congress" which was once upon a time a political party in the Republic of South Africa. Although they are still the ruling party, they have morphed into a mafia-like criminal syndicate.

"Check out my Merc, Jeff." "Wow Jack, it's beautiful, how could you afford it?"
"My Daddy got me a job at the ANC." Jeff: "Cool man! Maybe he can organize something for me."
"For sure Jeff, he's super friendly and helpful. He's got many business opportunities from the government.
You don't need any qualifications. You can charge the government whatever you want! U know what I mean, we're talking megaBucks to be accumulated! Viva ANC !"

"Hey Pete, you're still a poor middle class bloke, you need to join the ANC and get LIT, like I did, you looser. :) :)"

"Hello Lina, what are you doing today?" Lina: "I'm going to do some ANC'ing, it's the most profitable pastime."

โ€œWow Petra, your company has grown so large!โ€ โ€œYes Cindy, I partnered with the ANC.โ€ Cindy: โ€œOh I see, ANCโ€™ing is the NEW formula for success.โ€
Petra: โ€œYes Cindy, Well actually, ANCโ€™ing started even before the โ€œSarafina IIโ€ incident in 1995. The R14.3 million musical sequel never hit the stage. The dosh disappeared & Nkosazana Zuma was protected & forgiven by Nelson Mandela. So itโ€™s cool, it's A-Okay, & there will be NO CONSEQUENCES.โ€ **
Cindy: โ€œWow, cool! Nothing immoral about that, skimming off some taxpayers money. Will you show me how to go about ANCโ€™ing?โ€
Petra: โ€œFor sure Cindy, welcome to the family, we always look after each otherโ€ฆand especially, each othersโ€™ backs. :) :) :)"

** Reference: ' businesslive.co.za... ...rot-began-with-sarafina '

by KenDunnit May 19, 2020

53๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ANC

The ruling political party of South Africa.

Founded on principles of equality and liberation, the regime drifted into terrorism for a number of years before democracy was achieved in the '90s.

Shown to be increasingly corrupt and incompetent. Under the party's rule education, the health system, national infrastructure, the economy, the police, employment, etc have all gone down the toilet. It is well-known that the party is run in the shadows by the rich Gupta family. President Jacob Zuma, the party's current leader, has faced multiple charges of corruption, rape, racketeering, etc.

The ANC are experts at self-enrichment at the expense of the people.

I don't think there's a single moral fibre within the ANC.

ANC = African National Circus, African National Clowns, cANCer

by JZ783 February 5, 2017

70๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ance

SEXY ASF , smart, f funniest girl u never met, cute, understanding and give good advice,

doesnโ€™t have a boyfriend but attracts boys easy, she has a rockin body and GIGANTIC booty, coolest girl you ever met! AND HAVE THE BEST MUSIC TASTE AND STYLE period!

Bro:โ€Look at that juicy bootyโ€
me:โ€ Bro, that is ANCE!โ€

by himynameispenis April 13, 2020

56๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


ANC

The ANC is a terrorist organisation that finally came to power in 1994 following a brutal bombing campaign which killed an estimated 20,000 people (mostly civillians and black political opponents). It is now a troubled ruling political party, which has overseen an unprecedented decline in South Africa's ranking on the UN Human Development Index from a figure approaching European norms down to a level more commonly associated with other sub-Saharan nations.

The ANC is the ruling party in the Republic of South Africa.

by dudeinwales February 24, 2007

426๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ance

Sexy af, tall, athletic, big batty girl, so beautiful, she is someone you tell something and can trust that they won't tell anyone else, attracts boys easily, words can't describe how perfect she is

B: " whos that girl, shes so beautiful"
M: " Bro, Thats Ance!"

by Jmksyja January 9, 2021

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ance

A blonde girl, that likes tall guys and ussualy cries a lot.

Stop being such an Ance.

by Collllguyyy January 11, 2018

23๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž