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The conscious decision one makes to spend an entire weekend indoors getting OYF and talking smack to their friends. Usually done within the comfort of a batcave with the aid of a five dollar note and a heated plate. The 3 day long binge often ends with a hectic sesh and some xannies.
"Yeeeeeeah bra, whats the plan for the long weekend?"
"I was thinkin to just Batman-it"
"Where was Bud last night?"
"He batmanned it, hard."
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Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made.
Steps for making batman:
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Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.
Adam: BATMAN
Jaxon: BATMAN BATMAN
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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God.
The Goddamn Batman!! You should know who he is!!!
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This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
"Yo Matty, have you ever performed...
THE BATMAN!?"
"What the fuck Gary?"
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To pull a batman is while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted yell to the bat cave and stick it in her ass
Dude I pulled a batman with my chick turns out she likes anal
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The most badass superhero created by DC comics to date. This guy dresses up as a bat, which he had a phobia of. That's just how hardcore he is! And the only thing bigger than Batman's absurdly large brain are his silver plated balls. His archenemy is a clown.
Unlike most superheroes, Batman doesn't have a super powers! Not that he needs any when most of the criminals he faces refuse to wield firearms. Batman lives in the god forsaken city of Gotham where freaks crawl out of the sewers every other day to destroy a building or 2. And even though Batman always saves the day, those stupid ass policemen just let the villians go after about a week to start the whole process over again just for kicks!
He also has a pimp ass butler and a gang of little bitches to help him out if, for what ever reason, his massive balls cant get the job done.
"Batman is the more kid-friendly version of Chuck Norris if he became a super hero."
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