bistec

An East Texas classic dish, originating in the small town of Hudson, Tx, and gaining popularity around Texas as the school alumni continue their career paths in various cities.

Bistec is served with los frijoles, la ensalada, Las tortillas, and El chile. Some variants see the chile replaced with postre.

A traditional serving of Bistec is concluded with helato de chocolate, flan, galletas, and bobones, followed with shots of tequila. All adults toast to the word "hip," pronounced "EEP!"

All Hudson alumni from the class of 1997 through 1999 are familiar with this dish, and it remains a favorite in their small, charming alumni community.

"Bistec. Bistec? Quiero, quiero, quiero El Bistec."

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bistec con bigote

Spanish, literally translates to: beef steak with moustache. Is chilean slang for vagina.

Customer: "I'll have the bistec con bigote."
Waiter: "The whorehouse is next door."

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El tubio bistec

Tube steak, The preferred meal many ghetto hoe's of amercica.

Aleenherover has a serious addiction to tube steak.

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Bistec Con Queso

The correct and only way to order a Philly cheese steak.

I would like to order a Bistec Con Queso and a large coke.

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Bistec

An hombre who is supremely talented in a field. Like a beast.

Him: Yooo that speech was stupendous, you’re a bistec!
Other him: Gracias brotherrr