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Bush Monkey
{Methius addictivius}
A Bush Monkey is commonly found in the southern parts of the U.S such as Alabama and Arkansas. Bush monkeys are characterized by their addictions to methamphetamine, opiates and in most cases shady demeanor. They spend most of their time scavenging for scrap metal and hiding in the bushes outside your house to connect to your wifi and take anything that isn't tied down.
Not to be confused with the northern term Porch Monkey.
God dammit man I think we have a bush monkey outside! Quick disconnect the wifi and lock the fuckin doors
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Men who hookup or "cruise " for sex in the bush. Normally in obscure places. They can also be shower monkeys (cruise in gym) garage monkeys (cruise in car garage) mostly these monkeys are cruising for sex and mostly in bushes or bathroom stalls like the toilet monkey.
Look at these Bush Monkeys popping in and out of the same bush. Hope they clean up after themself. Hate seeing all the TP and condom wrappers on the ground. Dirty bush monkey
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A nickname for men who like women with big bush
Doug is a bush monkey and loves to eat his girlfriend's hairy bush
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A women/girl with a hairy Pussy.
'That girl is a bush monkey, She needs to shave that pussy!'
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The name given to a someone who conceals themselves with shrubbery in unfamiliar territory, then grabs and rapes unsuspecting persons walking nearby, i.e. bush whacking
Jaque: "Carlito I'm going to go bush monkey over near Caitlyn's house, wanna come?
Carlito: "Oh yes please! I always love a good bush whacking!
*Bush monkeys near Caitlyn's house
*Caitlyn walks by
Jaque: "NOW!
*Abducts Caitlyn into nearby bush
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a kid who thinks he is spiderman, with a bush on his head. Most of these bush monkeys are called david, they are level two ninja and love kissing on boys neck.
how annoying is that faggot of a bush monkey
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