Noun.
Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.
1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.
2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.
(Frustrating and Cringy)
Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.
Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.
Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
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A term for when an alien life form shoots sperm out of a penile-like appendage via ejaculation
Alien 1: "Urg babe I'm about to freakin' choink"
Alien 2: "Launch your cute little choink juice babe"
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A choink is a very respectable group of middle aged men. They have a 3 foot long cock that they use to destroy the world. They hate nigger, spics, and Arabs. They will burn you at stake if they find out you a doink(doink- arch nemesis of choink)
They choink master is waiting for you at the rape fest
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Choinked is when youโre getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: โDude, Iโve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks โcause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.โ
Kevin: โDude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I havenโt been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.โ
Noun.
-choinked/choinking
1. to steal, snatch or take.
(usually in a playfull manner)
-related terms:
choinkable (adjective)
choinker (noun)
choinkingly (adverb)
example 1. I am choinking your black Ticonderoga HB pencil.
example 2. I will choink your cookies and milk.
example 3. Pirates choinked his treasure.
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Choink it to express a feeling of "having a good time" even in dire situations
Example: My car just blew up but I'm having a choink of a time.